Based on "Shock the Monkey"

ZOT THE TRANCES

Zot the Trances tonight
Zot the Trances tonight

{ZOT!)

Cover me, while I creep
Cover me, as I chew through the violets

Someone trimmed me down from the trees

Now I’m swing dancing on my knees

Cover me, Rommie please

Trances, trances, trances

Don’t you know when you’re gonna zot the Trances

(ZOT!)

Beckon the Beka
Try the Tyr

Have you ever shaved and waxed a Magog

I know way too much about that

Harper, don’t you Jammit it with the Trances

Trances, trances, trances

Don’t you know when you’re gonna zot the Trances

(ZOT!)

Blue Vedrans keep on returning
Ol' Enigma’s all nasty'n burning

Don’t know the Way, but the crew is learning

ZOT! – watch the Trances convert, Trances

(ZOT!)

Cover me, when I say “ni”
Cover me, as I count sheep

You throw your squirrels before the pine

Make the Trances divine

Cover me, Rommie please

Trances, trances, trances

Don’t you know when you’re gonna zot the Trances

(ZOT!)

Too much to take
I’m starting to out-flake

And the previews are now playing

ZOT! – watch the Trances convert, Trances

(ZOT!)

Zot the Trances

Zot the Trances

Zot the Trances tonight

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"Smannrk...woooo...chugga-wugga greeber! BPFFFTT!" - Spirit Of The Abyss

"I hope you realize this means war..." - Dylan Hunt

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have you ever shaved and waxed a Magog

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Ummmmmmm {{{{{{{{Starlock}}}}}}} you feeling ok?

*Rae backs out of the thread verrryyyyy slowly*

You should see the music video.

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Originally posted by Raevenfromkhcmb:
I already have one too many weird mental images running around in my head from reading this filk

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Oh really...?

Pulls out Psychiatrist's chair and notebook...activates Freud Avatar

Freud Avatar: "Now zen, tell me please now about vat you are zeeing when you read zis filk, ya?"

Jung Avatar: "Doesn't anyone want to talk about this filk?"

Okay, we got Ash's weapon of choice...the zot.

We got veiled references to JMT (beckon beka, try Tyr or are these just plays on words...)

We got references to a shaved Rev which is a major ....

Um....

worthy of Peter Gabriel??

Lil

Freud & Jung Avatars: "But did it SOAR?"

Will you two be quiet...

and that is my last emoticon on the matter. Now I should probably depart from this thread before the evil filk forum moderator accuses me of some heinous crime, like spamming!

P.S. You're cute too

Locky & Lil' Trance: "And that's the fact Jack!"

"Ein Mensch besteht aus drei Teilen, dem Ich, Anti-Ich und dem Es. Bei Starlock ist es undefinierbar, wass was ist."

I hoep oyu get thta Starlock, otherwise I will gladyl translate it

Anyway, great filk

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Originally posted by Starlock:
[Have you ever shaved and waxed a Magog

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LMAO!!! Starlock, I'm not exaclty sure I get the whole thing but it made me laugh, thanks!

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FULL FLEDGED HARPY :D :D :D
Honorary Tyrant, Roman and Trancer :D

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Originally posted by Tetzner:
"Ein Mensch besteht aus drei Teilen, dem Ich, Anti-Ich und dem Es. Bei Starlock ist es undefinierbar, wass was ist."

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Err... errr.... err... REALLY rough guess...

"This man is of two working (minds) - the (self?) - anti-(self?) rather touched in the head...

But Starlock is undefinable, why is that?"

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......

Not very close I think...

I need a translation...

[This message has been edited by Starlock (edited May 01, 2002).]

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Originally posted by Mercury's Winter:
I'm not exaclty sure I get the whole thing but it made me laugh, thanks!

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It's not exactly supposed to make sense...

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Originally posted by Starlock:
Err... errr.... err... REALLY rough guess...

"This man is of two working (minds) - the (self?) - anti-(self?) rather touched in the head...

But [b]Starlock is undefinable, why is that?"

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......

Not very close I think...

I need a translation...

[This message has been edited by Starlock (edited May 01, 2002).][/B]

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Not bad. Really not bad. In fact, you got very close.

It is:

"The human (mind) consists of three part: The I, the anti-I and the IT. Nobody knows, which is what in the case of Starlock".
(Freud's psycho theory)

OH...

I forgot to count properly...

...ein, zwei, drei...

It's a Trance filk...

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This deliberately weirded out filk has no hidden meanings that I will admit to...

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That's OK. I think it's pretty obvious that the filk is all about how Trance has the JMT and how Dylan and Tyr are nothing more than her pawns.

YMMV, of course.

Banapis