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It is a little known fact that Forced Perspective did not origanally have the dinner scene. In the original version showed the true reason that Nietzscheans generally avoid romance with Humans, in rather explicit detail. Unfortunately, this scene was considered inappropriate for a syndicated show. I managed to get the last copy of the script (or, rather, its burned remnants) off of ebay, this is all that was left of the scene.

Here it goes

[BURNT SEGMENT]

Oh Bek, Bek;
You’re sexy as heck;
You’ve got pretty eyes and a long sexy neck;
And I’ve seen the way that you look at my pecs;
Oh Bek, oh Bek, oh Bek;

I was cruising the slipstream seeking a paycheck;
Oh Bek, oh Bek, oh Bek;
And then I got hired by the pimp Gerentex;
Oh Bek, oh Bek, oh Bek;
But then when I saw her I drooled down my neck;
Oh Bek, oh Bek, oh Bek;
Should we talk or dance or go watch Shrek?;
Oh Bek, oh Bek, oh Bek;

Oh Bek, Bek;
You’re sexy as heck;
You’ve got pretty eyes and a long sexy neck;
And I’ve seen the way that you look at my pecs;
Oh Bek, oh Bek, oh Bek;

She’s smart and she’s tough like that Athena chick;
Oh Bek, oh Bek, oh Bek;
She’s much more attractive than even the pix;
Oh Bek, oh Bek, oh Bek;
I’d go all the way to Tarn-Vedra and back;
Oh Bek, oh Bek, oh Bek;
Bet she’d prob’ly get jealous, that idea sucks;

[BURNED SEGMENT]

I promise I won’t be a pain in the neck;

[BURNED SEGMENT]

I’m cramming my love through this song’s bottleneck;
Oh Bek, oh

[BURNED SEGMENT]

Let’s go to my bedroom that’s where we’ll have

[BURNED SEGMENT]

Oh, by the way, this is a filk of the Bjork song off of http://www.brunching.com/ .

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“The issue today is the same as it has been throughout all history, whether man shall be allowed to govern himself or be ruled by a small elite.” - Thomas Jefferson
Bathathon heled, im ú-cirath
They can have my tail when they yank it from my cold, dead … just don’t mess with it, okay, same goes for the cerebral port.
Trancer, Harpie, Bekancer, Honourary Reverent, Honourary Tyrant, Technomage and Directing Intelligence Unit of the Concensus

(Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee...)

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Tyrant - wife of Rov.
Mistress Magniac
Honourary Dylanite, Harpy & Roman.
Always-Righters official adjudicator

Is not life a hundred times too short for us to bore ourselves? ~ Nietzsche

*Tries to imagine Keith actually SAYING "Oh Bek"*

LMAO!!!!!!!