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Warning!! This is ALL IN FUN, no harm is intended by the people who portray these characters. They are all alive for real, some just might die in this parody though. Amanda777 presents......The Wizard of AWS, a parody of Wizard of Oz. And if you don't want a role in this let me know and I'll change it. And your opinions will be greatly appreciated!! *hint hint* Staring: Dylanite..............as the Wizard
Lena walked up to Toto.
Aunt Rose: Fifty-seven, fifty-eight. Lena: Just listen to what Miss Gulch did to Toto! She - Aunt Rose: Lena, please! We're trying to count: Fifty - eight - Lena: Oh, but Aunt Rose, she tried to shoot him - Uncle Henry: Don't bother us now, honey. You see, some of these parts here went and gone bad and we're likely to lose a lot of our cargo. Lena: Oh - oh, the cargo, we can't lose that. Oh, but Aunt Rose, Miss Gulch hit Toto right over the back with a stunner just because she says he gets in her garden Aunt Rose: Seventy - Lena, please! Lena: Oh, but he doesn't do it every day - just once or twice a week. And he can't catch her old cat, anyway! And now she says he's going to get the - Rose: Lena! We're busy! Lena: Oh - all right.
Meanwhile by the loading area of the ship...
Hunk: Take it easy, we don't want to lose any cargo and have the Drago's on our tail. Zeke: Why don't you get your finger out of the way! Hickory: There you are. He stated as he rested the cargo softly on the ground. Hunk: Right on my finger! Zeke: It's a lucky thing it wasn't your head. Lena: Zeke, what am I going to do about Miss Gulch? Just because Toto chases her old cat - Zeke: Listen honey, I got them boxes to get in, unless you want the Drago's to come here. Hunk:Now lookit, Lena, you ain't using your head about Miss Gulch. You'd think you didn't have any brains at all. Lena: I have so got brains! Hunk: Well, why don't you use them? When you come home, don't go by Miss Gulch's place - then Toto won't get in her ship and you won't get in no trouble. See? Lena: Oh, Hunk, you just won't listen, that's all. Hunk: Well, you can't see into the future, you know. Zeke: Oook! Get in there before I make you unemployed! He says to Hunk, before turning back to Lena. Listen Kid, are you going to let that Old Gulch heifer try and buffalo you? She ain't nothing to be afraid of. Have a little courage, that's all. Lena: I'm not afraid of her. Zeke: Then the next time she squawks, walk right up to her and spit in her eye. That's what I'd do. Lena: Oh! Oh! Oh, Zeke! Zeke! Zeke, get me out of here! Help! Oh! She states from within one of the boxes of fish. Hickory: Are you all right, Lena? [i]He asks as he lifts her out. Lena: Yes, I'm all right. Oh. I fell in and, and Zeke - Why, Zeke, you - you're just as scared as I am! Hunk: What's the matter, gonna let a little old fish make a coward out of you? Hickory: Look at you, Zeke - you're just as white - Aunt Rose:Here, here, what's all this jabber-wapping when there's work to be done? I know three shiftless farm hands that'll be out of a job before they know it! Hickory: Well, Lena was walking along the - Rose: I saw you tinkering with that contraption, Hickory. Now, you and Hunk get back to that wagon! Hickory: All right, Mrs. Gale. But some day they're going to erect a statue to me in this town, and - Aunt Rose: Well, don't start posing for it now. Here, here - can't work on an empty stomach. She says passing Hickory a plate of sandwhiches.
Hunk: Gosh, Mrs. Gale. Aunt Rose: Just fried. Hickory: Thanks. Hunk: Swell. Zeke: You see, Lena topped into the - the - Aunt Rose: It's no place for Lena about a pile of fish! Now you go collect that cargo before it gets collected out of here by someone else! Zeke: Yes, Ma'am. Lena: Auntie Rose, really - do you know what Miss Gulch said she was going to do to Toto? She said she was going to - Aunt Rose: Now, Lena, dear, stop imagining things.You always get yourself into a fret over nothing. Lena: Well - Aunt Rose: Now, you just help us out today and find yourself a place where you won't get into any trouble. Lena:Some place where there isn't any trouble. *go to http://www.slipstreambbs.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/002685.html for Over In Slipstream filk that goes here* -Amanda Edit: Had to add LoP as Uncle Henry. *snicker*And to add FMD as the Proffessor. [This message has been edited by Amanda777 (edited May 01, 2001).] |
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Hee hee! I knew somebody'd end up doing this one sooner or later! Good job! -------------------- Author, "A Perilous Tipping of Scales" |
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I like it so far. ------------------ |
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Good job, Amanda! -------------------- ú-reniathach I amar galen I reniad lín ne mór, nuithannen In gwidh ristennen, I fae narchannen I lach Anor ed ardhon gwannen Caled veleg, ethuiannen |
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lol!!! Off to a wonderful start {{{{{{Amanda}}}}}} (btw, I don't mind being one of the characters... whether I get killed off or not ) ------------------ |
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Great Chapter One, Amanda!!!! (Love the filk too!) -------------------- Dangerously Slow Productions presents |
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Fantastic start Amanda. Waiting for more ------------------ |
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Glad you all like it so far! Here's part two! _______
Uncle Henry: Howdy, Miss Gulch. Miss Gulch: I want to see you and your wife right away, about Lena. Uncle Henry:Lena? Well, what has Lena done? Miss Gulch: What's she done? I'm all but lame from the bite on my leg! Uncle Henry: You mean she bit you? Miss Gulch: No, her magog! Uncle Henry: Oh, she bit her magog, eh? Miss Gulch: No! Miss Gulch: That magog's a menace to the community. I'm taking him to the Sheriff and make sure he's destroyed. Lena: Destroyed? Toto? Oh, you can't! You mustn't! Auntie Rose! Uncle Henry! You won't let her, will you? Uncle Henry: Of course, we won't. Will we Rose? Lena: Oh, please, Aunt Rose? Toto didn't mean to. He didn't know he was doing anything wrong, he was just hungry. I'm the one that ought to be punished. I let him go in her garden. You can send me to bed without supper! Miss Gulch: If you don't hand over that magog, I'll bring a damage suit that'll take your whole farm, and your fishing business too! There's a law protecting folks against magogs that bite! Aunt Rose:How would it be if she keeps him away from your yard? He's really gentle - with gentle people, that is. Miss Gulch: Well, that's for the Sheriff to decide. Here's his order allowing me to take him. Unless you want to go against the law. Uncle Henry: Uh - yes-Aunt Rose. Now, we can't go against the law, Lena. I'm afraid poor Toto will have to go. Miss Gulch: Now you're seeing reason. Lena: No - Miss Gulch: Here's what I'm taking him in - so he can't attack me again. Lena: No, no, no! I won't let you take him! You go away! Ooooh, I'll bite you myself! Aunt Rose: Lena! Lena: Oh, you wicked old Nightsider! Uncle Henry, Auntie Em, don't let 'em take Toto! Don't let her take him - please! Miss Gulch: I've got an order! Let me have him! Lena: Stop her! Aunt Rose: Put the stunner on him, Henry. Miss Gulch: The idea! Lena: Don't, Uncle Henry. Oh, Toto! Aunt Rose: Almira Gulch, just because you own half the county doesn't mean you have the power to run the rest of us! For twenty-three years I've been dying to tell you what I thought of you! And now - well, being a Christian woman, I can't say it! Gulch smirked at Rose and headed back to her cargo ship. Lena followed her quietly watching her friend being pulled away from the small area. Suddenly Toto turned and looked at the old bat scaring her enough to release the small vise she had on him. He ran back to Lena and they both headed off into the woods. Lena: Toto, darling! Oh, I've got you back! You came back! Oh, I'm so glad! Toto!
Lena and Toto ran off into the woods, making sure noone saw what route they took.
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PART THREE
Lena walked backwards, her eyes in the direction of home. She turned to find a furry Magog approaching her.
Lena: How did you guess? Professor: Ha ha! Professor Marvel never guesses. He knows! Ha ha! Now, why are you running away? Lena: Why - Professor: No, no, now don't tell me. They - they don't understand you at home. They don't appreciate you. You want to see other worlds, different species, the whole enchelada. Ha ha! Lena: Why, it's just like you could read what was inside of me. Professor:Yes. Toto looked at the table filled with food. He glanced back at Lena and the Proffesor before turning back and eating the food furiously. Lena looked at him with a scowl. Lena: Oh, Toto, that's not polite! We haven't been asked yet. Professor: Ha, ha, ha! He's perfectly welcome! Ha ha! As one magog to another, huh? Ha ha ha! Here now, let's see. Where were we? Lena: Oh please, Professor, why can't we go with you and see all the different species of all the planets? Proffessor: Do you know any? Oh, you mean the thing. Yes. Well, I - I never do anything without consulting my crystal first. Let's go inside here. We'll - just come along. I'll show you. Lena: Who? Oh! You mean Earth! Proffesor: Now, you - you'd better close your eyes, my child, for a moment - in order to be better in tune with the infinite. We - we can't do these things without reaching out into the ....infinite. Lena: That's our farm with the fish business! Proffessor: Oh, yes. There's - there's - there's a woman. She's - she's wearing a - a - small brown leather dress. Her face is careworn. Lena: That's Aunt Rose. Professor Yes. Her - her name is Emily. Lena: That's right. What's she doing? Professor: Well, I - I can't see. Why, she's crying. Lena: Oh. Professor: Someone has hurt her. Someone has just about broken her heart. Lena: Me? Professor: Well, it's - it's someone she loves very much; someone she's been very kind to; someone she's taken care of in sickness. Lena: I had the measles once - and she stayed right by me every minute. Professor:Uh - huh Lena: What's she doing now? Professor: Yes, she's - what's this? Why, she's putting her hand on her heart! She's - she's dropping down on the bed! Lena: Oh, no! No! Professor: Well, that's all. The crystal's gone dark. Lena: Oh, you ..... you don't suppose she could really be sick, do you? Oh! Oh, I've got to go home right away! Professor: But, what's this? I thought you were going along with me! Lena: Oh, no! No, I have to get to her right away! Come on, Toto! Come on! Come on! Goodbye, Professor Marvel, and thanks a lot! Professor Uncle Henry: Hurry up and get them horses loose! Find Hickory! Hickory! Hickory! Doggone it! Hickory. Zeke: It's a solar storm! It's a solar storm!! Aunt Rose: Lena! Lena! Uncle Henry: Come on, everybody in the storm cellar! Aunt Rose: Henry! Henry! I can't find Lena! She's somewhere out in the storm! Uncle Henry: We can't look for her now! Come on, Rose, in the celler! Hurry up! Aunt Rose: Lena! Lena! Lena: Auntie Rose! Auntie Rose! Auntie Rose! Aunt Rose! Uncle Henry! Miss Gulch: Ah, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!!
The cargo ship landed abruptly and Lena walked outside being careful where she walked, for this was a place she had never been, a place over the slipstream.
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Bravo!! More, more! |
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More, more!!!!!!! This is even better than you let on Amanda
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This is good Amanda, very good. I can't wait for the Lion, Tin Man, and/or Scarecrow characterizations. Oh, a "Yellow Brick Road" filk? Ani |
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This was excellent Amanda!! Keep it coming! ------------------ Choose your enemies carefully but choose your friends even more carefully... for you can always kill your enemies. I am XxTyrxX, out of Baelr, beget by Cormac of the Aurelius Bloodline of Pride Al-Sharif. Mate to Geal Firinne, RommieRules amd Anastashia - TYRant Pride |
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Part 4.... Glinda: Are you a good Nightsider, or a bad Nightsider? Glinda: Oh! Well, is that the Nightsider? Lena: Who, Toto? Toto's my friend, a magog. Glinda: Well, I'm a little muddled. The Miscellaneous Wayists called me because a new Nightsider has just dropped a ship on the Wicked Nightsider of the East. And there's the ship, and here you are, and that's all that's left of the Wicked Nightsider of the East. Lena: But I've already told you, I'm not a Nightsider at all. Nightsider are old and ugly... What was that? She asked as she heard giggles from the bushes surrounding them as they walked along a small beaten path. Glinda: The Misc Wayists. They're laughing because I am a Nightsider. I'm Glinda, the Nightsider of the North. Lena: You are?! I beg your pardon! But I've never heard of a beautiful Nightsider before. Glinda: Only bad Nightsiders are ugly. The Misc Wayists are happy because you have freed them from the Wicked Nightsider of the East. Lena: Oh. But, if you please, what are Miscellaneous Wayists? Glinda: The little peaceful people who live in this land. It's Miscellaneous land, and you are their national heroine, my dear. It's all right - you may all come out and thank her. *Go to http://www.slipstreambbs.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/002734.html for songs that go here* [This message has been edited by Amanda777 (edited May 02, 2001).] |
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Wow Amanda - its fantastic. I too await the yellow brick road filk |
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PART 5....
And yet another vessel approached and landed, this was abviously an evil Nightsider, but they seemed to resemble the one under the obs deck very much.
Glinda: That was her sister - the Wicked Nightsider of the East. This is the Wicked Nightsider of the West. And she's worse than the other one was. Wicked Nightsider: Who killed my sister? Who killed the Witch of the East? Was it you? She asked, her beady eyes staring at Lena with her finger pointing torwards her. Lena: No, no. It was an accident. I didn't mean to kill anybody. Wicked Nightsider: Well, my little pretty, I can cause accidents too! Glinda: Aren't you forgetting the ruby platforms? Wicked Witch: The platforms - yes! The platforms! They're gone! The ruby platforms! What have you done with them? Give them back to me or I'll - Glinda: It's too late! There they are... Lena: Oh! Wicked Nightsider: Give me back my platforms! I'm the only one that knows how to properly boogie with them. They're of no use to you. Give them back to me. Give them back! Glinda: Keep tight inside them. Their magic must be very powerful or she wouldn't want them so badly. Wicked Nightsider: You stay out of this, Glinda, or I'll fix you as well! Glinda: Oh, rubbish! You have no power here. Be gone before somebody drops a cargo ship on you, too! Wicked Nightsider: Very well, I'll bide my time - and as for you, my fine lady. She turns from Glinda, and looks once more at Lena.
Glinda: It's all right. You can get up. She's gone. It's all right. You can all get up. Pooh - what a stench! I'm afraid you've made rather a bad enemy of the Wicked Nightsider of the West. The sooner you get out of Oz altogether, the safer you'll sleep, my dear. Lena: Oh, I'd give anything to get of Oz altogether, but - which is the way back to New Krrendar? I can't go the way I came, I don't know the way. Do you know where I could find someone who does know? Glinda: No. The only person who might know would be the great and wonderful Lena: The Wizard of Oz? Is she good or is she wicked? Glinda: Oh, very good, but very mysterious. She lives in the General Forum City and that's a long journey from here. Did you bring your slipfighter with you? Lena: No, I'm afraid I didn't. Glinda: Well, then, you'll have to use that one. Glancing in the direction of a small fighter. The Miscellaneous Wayists will see you safely to the border of Miscellaneousland. And remember, never let those ruby platforms off your feet for a moment, or you will be at the mercy of the Wicked Nightsider of the West. Lena: But - how do I start for the General Forum City? Glinda: It's always best to start a the beginning - and all you do is follow the Slipstream Nexis. Lena: But - what happens if I - Glinda: Just follow the Slipstream Nexis. Misc Wayists: Goodbye, Goodbye! Lena: My! People come and go so quickly here! Follow the Slipstream Nexis. Follow the Slipstream Nexis. Mayor: Follow the Slipstream Nexis. Rovinski: Follow the Slipstream Nexis. Human Female: Follow the Slipstream Nexis. Barrister: Follow the Slipstream Nexis. *Go to http://www.slipstreambbs.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/002750.html for "follow the Slipstream Nexis" song here* The Micellaneous Tyrants hurried Lena into the slipfighter and headed into slipfighters themselves to lead Lena to the atmosphere of the planet. [This message has been edited by Amanda777 (edited May 03, 2001).] |
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bravooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!! Lil |
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Amanda takes a small bow. Part 6....
The Miscellaneous Tyrants took her to the atmosphere and then torned and headed back to the surface. Lena headed torwards what seemed to be the only drift within the system, or so her scanner told her. She lands in one of the hanger deck, and finds herself walking through a crowd of merchants.[/i]
Lena: Who said that?...... She asked, looking in a circle around her.
Purple: It's pleasant down that way, too. Pointing to his right.
Lena: Why - you did say something. didn't you? Are you doing that on purpose, Purple: That's the trouble. I can't point behind me. I haven't got a tail, not even a short fluffy one. Lena: Well, how can you point at all without a tail? Purple: I don't know. But some people without tails do an awful lot of pointing, don't they? Lena: Yes, I guess you're right.Well, we haven't really met properly, have we? Purple: Why no. Lena: How do you do? Purple: How do you do? Lena: I'm lost, thank you. Purple: Oh, I'm not feeling at all well. You see, it's very tedious being here all day long with these chains on my hands. He states showing his purple hands to her. Lena: Oh, dear - that must be terribly uncomfortable. Can't you get them off? Purple: Off? No, you see, I'm - well, I'm - Lena: Oh, well, here - let me help you. Purple: Oh, that's very kind of you - very kind. Lena pulls out a small object and begins working on the lock. Lena: Oh, dear - I don't quite see how I can - She says glancing back up. Purple: Of course, I'm not bright about doing things, but if you'll just bend that little knot there down in back, maybe I'll slip out my hands and - Lena: Oh......yes. She says as the lock breaks and the chains fall to the floor. Purple: Oooohhhhh! Thank you so much, you have no idea how long it's been since I've been able to touch my wrists instead of that cold metal. He states rubbing his wrists. Lena: Oh. Does it hurt you? Purple: Oh, no. I got quite used to it after a while. My! It's good to be free! Lena: Ohhhh! Purple: Did I scare you? Lena: No, no I - I just thought you hurt yourself. She says looking at his poor swolen red wrists. Purple: But I didn't scare you? Lena: No, of course not. Purple: I didn't think so. Boo! Scat! Boo! You see, I can't even scare a Than. He states as a small green Than looks oddly at him and continues to walk by.
Lena: Well, what would you do with a tail if you had one? Purple: Do? Why, if I had a tail, I could - *Go to http://www.slipstreambbs.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/002756.html for If I had a tail song* Lena: Oohh! Wonderful! Why, if we had people such as you Purple: They would? Lena: Yes Purple: Where's New Krrendar? Lena: That's where I live. And I want to get back there so badly, I'm going all the way to the Emerald City to get the Wizard of AWS to help me. Purple: You're going to see a Wizard? Lena: Um-hmm Purple: Do you think if I went with you this Wizard would give me a tail? Lena: I couldn't say. But even if she didn't, you'd be no worse off than you are now. Purple: Yes, that's true. Lena: But maybe you'd better not. I've got an evil Nightsider mad at me, and you might get into trouble. Purple: Nightsider? Huh! I'm not afraid of Nightsider! I'm not afraid of anything - oh, mabye a not so peaceful magog! Lena: I don't blame you for that. Lena: But I'd face a whole horde of them for the chance of getting a tail. Cuz then I'd just hit 'em with my tail, and they'd run off scared. Look - I won't be any trouble, because I don't need a thing, and I won't try to take things into my own hands, see I have no tail, so it wouldn't work out to well for me to do that, I know I can see a bit into the future. Won't you take me with you? Lena: Of course, I will. Purple: Hooray! We're off to see a Wizard! Lena: Oh - well, you're not starting out very well. Purple: Oh, I'll try! Really, I will. Lena: To AWS? Purple: To AWS! * http://www.slipstreambbs.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/002756.html for we're off to see the wizard* [This message has been edited by Amanda777 (edited May 03, 2001).] |
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PART 7...
What do you think you're doing? FirstNietzschean :She was just looking! Second Nietzschean:She was just looking! First Niet: Well, how would you like to have someone come along and take something out of your hands? Lena: Oh dear! I keep forgetting I'm not in New Krrendar. Purple: Come along, Lena - you don't want any of those HG ECM Generators. Hmm! First Niet: Are you hinting my generators aren't what they ought to be? Purple: Oh, no! It's just that she doesn't like little smart bullets that just happen to get past it! First Nietzschean: Oh, you! Purple: I'll show you how to get a good generator!Hooray! I guess that did it! Help yourself. He says as she slips a generator from a small palm, of a tall human with a strange jack in her neck. Dorothy Purple: What? Lena: Yes, Oh - look! Ziana: Nano-welder! Lena: Did you say something? Ziana: Nano-welder! Lena: She said Nano-welder. Purple: Nano-welder what? Lena: Nano-welder? Oh! She realizes as she looks to the floor that this Harpy seems to have welded her feet to the floor and can't reach the welder to undo herself. Ziana: Ooo, I can move again! Oh- my arms, please - get this welding stuff off my arms. Oh! Oh! Lena: Here.She says as she helps the human. Ziana: Oh! Oh! Lena: Oh. ZianaOh! Oh! Lena: Oh. Ziana: Oh! Lena: Did that hurt? Ziana: No, it feels wonderful. I've held that generator in my palm for ages. Oh! Lena:Oh, goodness! How did you ever get like this? Ziana: Oh - well, about a year ago, I was working to open this here door.... Lena: Oh! Ziana: And right when it was half way done, I - I was welded solid. And I've been that way ever since. Oh. Lena: Well, you're perfect now. Ziana: My - my data jack. My - my data jack. Perfect? Oh - bang on my head if you think I'm perfect. Go ahead - bang on it! Purple: Beautiful! What an echo! Ziana: I don't have enough memory. The jacksmith forgot to give me a extra memory. Lena& Purple: No memory?! Ziana: No extra memory! Lena: Oh. Ziana: All hollow. *Go to http://www.slipstreambbs.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/002809.html for only memory song here* |
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what does AWS stand for? (maybe i should change my username to "clueless of the internet"...) |
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Andromeda Withdrawal Syndrome -------------------- "Your mind is the gatekeeper of your soul" (Ken Davis) |
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Lena: Oh, oh Ziana: Oh. Lena: ...oh, oh, oh, are you all right? Ziana: I'm afraid my foot went to sleep from standing there so long. Oh. Lena: Oh, dear. That was wonderful! You know, we were just wondering why you couldn't come with us to the General Forum City to ask the Wizard of AWS for a bit more memory. Ziana: Well, suppose the Wizard wouldn't give me one when we got there? Lena: Oh, but she will! She must! We've come such a long way already. Wicked Nightsider: You call that long? Why, you've just begun. Helping the little lady along, are you, my fine gentlemen? Well, stay away from her or I'll use you to entertain my pet purple monkeys! And you! I'll use you for hungry magog! Here, Purple! Want to play catch?
Ziana: I'll see you reach the Wizard, whether I get more memory or not. Magog - bah! Let her try and feed me to magog! Lena: Oh, you're the best friends anybody ever had. And it's funny, but I feel as if I'd known you all the time. But I couldn't have, could I? Purple: I don't see how. You weren't around when I was first chained, were you? Ziana: And I was standing over there welded to the floor for the longest time. Purple: That's right! Ziana: We do. Lena: To AWS? Ziana: To AWS! *off to see the wizard* The three head off back to the slipfighter, heading along the slipstream nexis, only to find themselves going through a field of what looked to be debris from an old warship. [This message has been edited by Amanda777 (edited May 09, 2001).] |
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Lena: I don't like this! It's - there's so many pieces of this ship! Purple: Of course, I don't know, but I think the pieces will disimape before someone gets around to collecting it. Lena: Do - do you suppose we'll find any survivors? Ziana: Mmmm - we might. Lena: Oh - Purple: Survivors that - that'd eat tails? Ziana: A - some - but mostly they're just scared and angry and mabye frightened. Lena: Scared! Purple: And angry! Ziana: And frightened! Lena: Oh! Scared, and angry and frightened! Oh, - my! Lena, Purple, Ziana: Scared and angry and frightened! Lena: Oh My! Scarecrow: Oh, look! Lena: Oh! The three stopped their ship, and pulled a small piece of the broken ship into the ship, it resembled the computer, or so they guessed. Strae: Hah! Put 'em up! Put 'em - up! Which one of you first? I'll fight you both together,if you want. I'll fight ya' with uh...my av..hey! Where'd my avatar go?!Oh hiding my avatar on me, eh? Tryin' to hurt me by takin' him away, eh? Why! Ziana: Here - here. Go away and let us alone. Strae: Oh, scared, huh? Afraid, huh? Hah! How long can you remember with THAT memory? Come on, get up and fight, you shivering humanoid! Put your hands up, you...purple...thing! Purple: Now that's getting personal, Strae. Ziana: Yes, get up and teach him a lesson. Purple: Well, what's wrong with you teachin' him? Ziana: A - well - well, I hardly know him. Strae: Well, I'll get you anyway, Pee Wee. Lena: Oh! Shame on you! You don't have an avatar, at least not anymore, so knock it off! Strae: What did you do that for? I didn't actually hurt him.....y-you mean you DON'T have my avatar hidden somewhere?! Lena: No, but you tried to, and no we don't have it stashed. It's bad enough picking on purple guy, but when you go around picking on poor little magogs. Strae: Well, you didn't have to go and hit me, did you? Is my nose bleedin'? Lena: Well, of course not, you have a screen, no nose. My goodness, what a fuss you're making! Well, naturally when you go around picking on things weaker than you are - why, you're nothing but a great big coward, without an avatar! Strae: You're right, I miss my avatar! I can't go anywhere at all without it. Look at the circles under my eyes. I haven't slept in weeks. Ziana: I didn't know AI's slept. Strae: That doesn't do any good - you aren't helping. Purple: Oh, that's too bad. Don't you think the Wizard could help him, too? Lena: I don't see why not. Why don't you come along with us? We're on our way to see the Wizard now. To get her more memory. Ziana: And him a tail. Lena: I'm sure he could give you a new avatar, and mabye a new ship too. Strae: Well, wouldn't you feel degraded to be seen in the company of a ship/avatarless AI? I would. Lena: No, of course not! Strae: Gee, that - that's awfully nice of you. My life has been simply unbearable. Lena: Oh, well, it's all right now. The Wizard'll fix everything. Strae: It - it's been part of me so long I just gotta tell you how I feel... *Go to http://www.slipstreambbs.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/002809.html for 'If only I had an avatar'* |
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